Anonymous said: Raspberry, plum, and starfruit bby ;)

Well I’m glad I’m your tumblr crush, whomever you may be c:

Anonymous said: Watermelon!

Thank you shug c:

Please send me a fruit?
  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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Festive summer beard, posted by barbitium


This post is dedicated to Miley Cyrus. She is bout that life


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That’s good service.

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Fruit Helmuts [weibo]

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I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

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Anonymous said: Can you smoke when you're sick?


Most definitely. Made my Bronchitis half of what it was.